I CAN’T BELIEVE I WOKE UP AT 5AM!!! I woke up to a growling stomach, OMG I am sucha freak. I had some raisin loaf thing to munch on and I am going to buy myself some MAC breakfast… NOW! (and I don’t care what you think! be jealous!) I shall continue typing away once I am a gazillion times more puffed up. I am having a very very very sinister thought; I am thinking what Labin is doing in the toilet. Hunneh, I am NOT 5 years old. 

I am guessing, an hour later…

I am feeling bigger and bouncier. Bigger and bouncier than usual I mean!

It is now 12.37PM. Macs was closed:( what’s the point of advertising that you open 24/7 when you don’t. FUCKING LIARS!!! Anyways, 7/11 is not exactly your 24 hours convenience store either! That’s because they made me walk back and forth looking for sandwiches. WHAT A BETCH! 

The point is, I will never ever ever sleep when I’m hungry ever again. 

And BTW FYI just so you know, I just woke up:) OHH-EMM-JEE, I’ve to head to the gym later. ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTF!! THIS IS ASS GUYS. But I like it.

PS, I found out that my brain doesn’t function at 5.30AM. So, don’t have a conversation with Labin around that time cuz he always ALWAYS makes you think.

and I want to read Twilight.

You know, there’s some sense in that. 

I just realized how much I’ve sacrificed; I know other people also put aside their social life to be in Magnum but I finally felt the impact of it all. My social life = 0. I was over at Laguna National to celebrate Taina’s birthday party. Talk about mind-blowing baybeh. Tessa, Taina and I were like stickies during the first few months of school. AKA, before MF. And I realized that was the first time we really ever hung out after what? 3 months or so? we were just catching up and suddenly the question hit me. “Why did we stop hanging out? I mean how did we fell out?” And then I’ve not met up with The Besties for awhile now. 

Then again, I enjoy myself in cheer! It might be very different now that so many people are leaving. Actually, I just can’t believe 2 people are going to be missing from now on. It kind of like took me by surprise. And Citra is only going to come once a week once school start. OH DEAR! And hanging out during and outside of training is such a different feeling. They know what I mean.  

And I also need to spend more time with my parents. AND MY BELOVED SISTER JULIE!!! 

I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE GOING RUNNING WITH CITRA BEFORE TRAINING TOMORROW. ERGHHHHHHHHH!! 

I re-watched Bring It On All Or Nothing just now. Reminds me of my days in D’zest. “Look, its hiphop Winnie and her Wu Tang clan!” and our favourite “you can visit my website at cheerwhore.com!” HEEHEEHEE!!! 

Those were the days my friend, I thought they’d never end.

I finally caught The House Bunny with Karenn, Kyra and Pan. It was hilarious! I couldn’t help laughing and I think that’s the whole point of us watching comedy; you want to laugh. Its not like you’re supposed to cry when you’re watching comedy, and its not like you’d laugh when you watch a Horror film! Apparently our resident clique of Indians didn’t think so. One arsehole was making fun of us and he made a horrible impersonation of our laughter.I mean, that’s so not sexy. Too bad I couldn’t make out his face in the dark (not like as if it’s my fault right). Whatever, we’re too cool for you.

Tryouts results was whatever. I’ve been whatever-ing the whole thing, but don’t get me wrong, I am excited and happy that I am going for nationals. Lets get things straight, if you’re in the team, it doesn’t make you Hercules and it doesn’t mean that you’re sucha loser if you’re in the group or if you’re not in nationals. I will give you very good examples. *AHEM AHEM* (Disclaimer: The following examples are purely based on my opinions and are not represented or influenced by any other ideas or fictitious ill harbourings).

Citra is not in the Main Team, do you think you can find anyone in Magnum’s history who is more flexible? Karen is not in nationals, but she can hold a 2-2-1 and single liberty/heelstretch when even a male base can falter. DO YOU GET WHAT I FUCKEN MEAN?! Do you think I care that I got the highest whatever shit? do you think I’m that dumb not to know that there are much better cheerleaders in the squad?! Oh please. 

Crayfish, you’re like so whatever. I mean WTH, you don’t have to ruin someone’s reputation like that. Its like really sneaky, you murthafucker. Thats MF, as in MOTHER FUCKER BTW. I mean, FUCK, no one would get turned on anyway! But that’s not the fucken point, its down right unorthodox and scumbaggy. Like a FUCKEN BETCH d’you get it? YOU’RE LIKE THE EPITOME OF WHATEVER. 

I think it’s time people around here learnt some respect, or whatever that’s left of it. AND I MEAN EVERY ASPECT OF THE WORD. 

OH BTW, screw the word FAMILY. WTF! We don’t even look alike! I’ll miss my BEE EFF EFFS AND BITCHIN’ COMPANY. It’s not like we’re cursed to death or anything like that, it’s just that we won’t be spending as much time together thats all! To the committee of BITCH-EOLOGY love you guys loads and thanks for the fuckin’ rockin’ goodtime filled with wholesome goodness and ermm… WE DON’T LIKE TO GOSSIP! GYEAH, RIGHT!

I just have to share this with the world. This is my conversation with CHOOCHOO. Totally blonde I tell you, must be the influence of House Bunny!

Its been an effing long time since I spend a day out with Halimah in town! Since I’m nice, I decided to fetch Ms Mooks from Heeren at 4.30PM. We aka I, was too lazy to get my heavy ass off to Sungei road. So I bought a top from Foreskin for $10. BTW, FYI Just so you know, I am going on a budget for the rest of my life. So we went for lunch at Thai Express. We were craving for ice-cream. We decided that the Gelare was against our budget, so we settled for 2 scoops of New Zealands ice-cream. I really think that their Hokey Pokey is the best ever! I bought a top from Zara, after trying on i-don’t-know-how-many pieces of t-shirts. It took me a while to figure out that the t-shirt I bought read “agressive”. While i only bought a couple of shirts, Halimah bought a million and one clothes please. I am still waiting for her to send me photos. Which is not alot mind you -__-.

And I am kinda looking forward to tomorrow. I need to gym! Been eating alot lately:D Tomorrow’s the results for tryouts, gyeah, whatev, I’ll be happy either ways. If I make it to the Main team, I’ll be happy. If I make it to the Co-ed Group, I’ll still be happy. If I’m not in Nationals, I’m also happy. BUT I’ll be happiest if I’m in the All-Girls. Which apparently is impossible because we are not in Bangkok. AND we, aka i don’t really know who, will be heading off to town after the results thingie! YAYE! I’m hoping to catch House Bunny? YAYE! Ok, shall stop behaving like KYRA YONG! So infectious contagious. 

So roughly, I am going to Taina’s birthday party on Saturday. Sunday is rest day. Training on Monday. HOPEFULLY Tuesday will be a rest day. MAMBO with Wing, Germaine and CO on Wednesday after training. I don’t know when we’re going out to RAYA with Magnum and my Friends. Cut me some slack before school reopens okayyyy aka PARTAY BABY!

PS, FOTO AH HALIMAH! FOTOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! NEOWWWWWWWWW

AND…

I’m meeting/spending the day with these 2 dumdums later on!! 

Kalian semua ibaratkan hidup dalam sesuatu sinetron iya? Sudah pasti. Dusta itu boleh dikaitkan sama mutiara, betapa indah dan sesungguhnya direbut ramai. Jika kalian hanya ucapkan kata-kata berdusta dan kian asyik saling membohongi , maka bukankah cerpen yang telah kalian mencipta menjadi sebuah cara hidup? adakah silap untuk aku katakan bahawa kalian haruslah menganjakkan paradigma, dan mengekalkan dasar maruah masing-masing? aku fikirkan tidak juga. 

Anyways, no love lost. I’m looking forward to tomorrow. No, not AGM. Not Geylang either. I want to get to town. In the words of Denise, “I’ve not been to town in 10 million years!” And I don’t know what to wear. ZOMGGGGG!  Can I have a Screaming Orgasm? pleaseeeeeeee. Must enjoy tomorrow! I don’t care! 

Maybe, we all need to contract cancer a little earlier than we thought.

I’ve been living with a shadow overhead, 
I’ve been sleeping with a cloud above my bed, 
I’ve been lonely for so long, 
Trapped in the past, 
I just can’t seem to move on.

I’ve been hiding all my hopes and dreams away, 
Just in case I ever need them again someday, 
I’ve been setting aside time, 
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind. 

I’ve been watching but the stars refuse to shine, 
I’ve been searching but i just don’t see the signs, 
I know that it’s out there,
There’s got to be something for my soul somewhere. 

I’ve been looking for someone to shed some light, 
Not somebody just to get me through the night, 
I could use some direction, 
And I’m open to your suggestions. 

There are moments when I don’t know if it’s real 
Or if anybody feels the way I feel 
I need inspiration 
Not just another negotiation 

its like beauty and the beast

It spells LOVE too.

 

Just because we're retards, doesn't mean we don't have fun!

retard baby.

I realize I’ve got lots of retarded moments with my friends. HEEHEE! There’s this song by the Moldy Peaches, it’s so damn cute.

You’re a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you’re back is the latest trend

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body’s swinging from side to side

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can’t, you forgive me?

“Up up down down left right left right B A start”
Just because we use cheats doesn’t mean we’re not smart

You are always trying to keep it real
I’m in love with how you feel

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage

Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants

I don’t see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Hari Raya is around the corner. While I’m looking forward to it, there’s still a part of me that dreads it. Every festive season isn’t very ‘festive’ for me. But thats OK! Its not a complete failure if there’s still at least something to look forward to. 

I want to watch MAMMA MIA! It looks damn good. And House Bunny. And My best friend’s girl.

One morning, the doctor notices that the dark kidney shaped stone has disappeared from her desk. And she knows: it will not be coming back.

Miro Moreira and whoever.

I couldn't help myself:)

I think his tattoo is damn rad and sexy. 

I’ve got something to share, Karen Neo is scared of the dark! Kyra makes me hungry! And Pan is hooked onto instant microwaveable food stuff. SOSOSOSO, after training, we went to Al-Ameen to grab a bite. It took forever for the drinks to come I tell you! I’m Brazilian today, like Miro. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!?! Anyhoots, we went to Island Creamery after that and in the words of Karenn “IT’S SO GOOD…” AND she made us walk. Alot… AND, Singaporeans just love to stop and stare at my endless legs. AND aunties love love love to step on my foot. There’s this lady who actually stood so close to our table. I mean, geez, I know it’s packed and we’re leaving but… I NEED MY SPACE GURLFWENNZXZXZXZX! We found out that the toilet at Serene Center is kickass. And I found out that Kyra has memorised the intructions for all instant food stuff. The girl just lovesssssss Cold Storage! Oh, we cabbed home. Because we were all on the verge of suicide. And, world piss. Anyways, I asked my mum to cook cuz Kyra made me hungry. Can you tell I’m shifting the blame to make myself feel better! HEEHEE!!!

PSSSSST, I think Tryouts are overated.